Cute captions for girls

• Some girls don’t need make up because they are born to be original
• I know looks are not everything, but I have them just in case
• I am made of flaws but stitched up to perfection
• I am half sassy and half glam with a sprinkle of fairy dust
• You cannot handle me if I came with instructions
• I like my coffee how I like my man: hot and strong
• A smarty pants who knows too much for her own good
• Be the flamingo in a flock of pigeons
• “I am sugar and spice and everything nice” Ashley Jana
• Confident is the new Sexy
• Chase my storm
• Addicted to Vitamin-Sea
• A little bit of sun, sand and sea
• I am a cutie with a mission and a hottie with ambition
• These are the days we live for
• “Life is like a box of chocolates”, Forrest Gump
• Gone wild for a while
• Watching sunsets not Netflix
• Sweeter than honey
• This account is proof that I can take photos
• Life is a like a balloon, if you don’t let go you will never know how far it can rise

1. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
2. Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you will find the brain somewhere.
3. I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Why Did I ever date you?”
4. Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.
5. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
6. Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that Awesome ends with me and Ugly starts with you.
7. Cancel my subscription because I am done with your issues.
8. Whatever boys can do, girls can do better.
9. I have three sides. The quiet and sweet side. The fun and crazy side. The side you never want to see.
10. Sorry for calling you a bitch. I really thought you knew.
11. The reason fat men are good-natured is they can neither fight nor run.
12. I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
13. You cannot win in a fight against women because men have a need to make sense.
14. God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

• Being glamorous is not a crime.
• A wise girl knows her limits, a smart girl knows that she has none.
• I don’t need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.
• Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon.
• Cold as ice but in the right hand she melts.
• First, they watch. then they hate. then they copy.
• Cut my pie into four pieces, I do not think I could eat eight.
• I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m popular.
• Wanted by many. Taken by none. Looking at some, waiting for ONE.